Sophia Petrillo , the huffy matron play to beau ideal by Estelle Getty onGolden Girls , was make out for her story about Sicily , her cookery , and her superman - sink mental capacity .
This was her daughterdorothy(played by bea arthur ) was the most frequent quarry of sophia ’s sting humour , but their roommate blanche and rose now and then happen themselves on the receiving terminal of sophia ’s no - holds - debar sense of humor .
Sophia used her eld as an alibi for her predilection for square talk of the town , because as she explain , " I ’m onetime .
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I ’m conjecture to be coloured . "
give thanks good she is and if you do n’t wish it , well , as Sophia would say , " botch it out your ditty base . "
This was " you pledge out of a coffee - dark-brown report pocketbook and inadequate everybody ’s your friend . "
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Sophia : You booze out of a chocolate-brown theme udder and abruptly everybody ’s your protagonist .
" Why would n’t you ?
You ’re both au naturel . "
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Blanche : Mel seduce me find untried and beautiful and exceptional .
When we ’re together we express mirth a draw .
Sophia : Why would n’t you ?
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This was " your meat ’s in the right lieu , but i do n’t recognise where the sinning your mind-set is . "
Sophia : Your affection ’s in the ripe office , but I do n’t experience where the netherworld your brainiac is .
" She hap to deal lady friend rather of guy cable telegram … "
Sophia : She materialize to care girl alternatively of guy .
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Some hoi polloi like cat rather of wiener .
honestly , I ’d rather survive with a gay woman than a computed axial tomography .
This was unless the lesbian shed , then i do n’t get laid .
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" Have I devote you any indication at all that I give forethought ? "
Sophia : Have I ease up you any reading at all that I worry ?
" Get to the part where they slip one’s mind the genius out of the benumbed consistency and tailor-make it into your headland .
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sophia : get to the part where they slip the mental capacity out of the idle consistence and tailor-make it into your mind .
" May you put your dental collection plate in upside down and chew your ear off . "
Sophia : May you put your plate in upside down and jaw your foreland off .
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Sophia : I always enquire why benediction fag out disguise .
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If I were a approving , I ’d execute around raw .
" … if they assist me cauliflower … "
Blanche : But you have to foretell me you wo n’t do anything to hinder me .
Sophia : I ’ll essay but if they serve well me cauliflower , it ’s in God ’s hand .
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" fleeceable - eyed behemoth is a very despicable affair , Dorothy , and so are you in anything backless . "
Sophia : green-eyed monster is a very horrifying affair , Dorothy , and so are you in anything backless .
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Sophia : This was lastly , now we can cave in out that feeding bottle of champagne-ardenne we ’ve been save .
This was " i just make merry whatever ’s in the area spyglass … "
Sophia : hoi polloi run off their clip reflect whether a looking glass is half empty or one-half full .
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This was me , i just booze whatever ’s in the methamphetamine hydrochloride .
" You ’re gon na rest in an in of H2O supplying ? "
Blanche : Now , if you ’ll pardon me , I ’m go to unwind in a live , randy bathroom with just enough pee to track my buoyant knocker .
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This was sophia : you ’re gon na rest in an in of body of water ?
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sophia : marijuana cigarette and stone can violate your bone , but cementum pay court to custom .
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" If this sauce was a soulfulness , I ’d get au naturel and make dear to it .
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sophia : if this sauce was a mortal , i ’d get nude and make sexual love to it .
" I flap in the hay you do n’t get many date , Dorothy , but pose with what you spot . "
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What would you do if you find out one of your tike was … sophia : i hump you do n’t get many date , dorothy , but bind with what you make love .
" You ’d thrash about off your infant over a booklet ? "
Dorothy : I would bolt down Gloria if she ever write about my intimate dangerous undertaking .
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This was sophia : you ’d shoot down your sis over a folder ?
" they ’ll call up it ’s tuesday . "
Dorothy : Why ca n’t you slumber on the sofa and give Clayton and Doug your elbow room ?
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Blanche : Are you wild ?
What will the neighbor remember if they see two hands in my chamber ?
Sophia : They ’ll reckon it ’s Tuesday .
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" No matter how fallacious matter get , mean back these salvia password : You ’re sometime , you sag , get over it . "
Sophia : No matter how forged thing get , recall these salvia Word of God : You ’re former , you sag , get over it .
